Would you like tits with that?

My sweetheartdarlingdearhusbandman is currently eating lunch with his buddies at Hooters. Because Food Just Tastes Better with Boobs Around. Especially when those boobs are attached to a girl 15 years younger than you who wants to be super-duper flirty perky nice to you so you'll leave her a big tip.

I could be wrong, of course-- there could be something other than the boobs compelling them to go there. I can't for the life of me figure out what it might be, but it could be something else. You know, theoretically.