You will gasp at the profundity of our connection

"You know what was the first thing I noticed about you when we met?"

I smile in anticipation of the sweet memory of our first days together. "What?"

"Your moustache."

"My moustache?"

"Yeah, it was kinda dark. But then the next time I saw you it was gone."

"I waxed it once I realized I liked you."

"I could tell."

"Well, you know what the first thing was about you that I noticed?"

"What?"

"That giant scar on your head."

Then he just laughed at me, because we both know it sucks more to be a chick with a moustache than a guy with a scar on his head.