Can you feel the love?

With his webcam on, Mark shows me how much soda he can hold in his mouth-- and then dribbles it down his chin and all over his desk. The following IM exchange ensues:

MJ says:
you looked so retarded just now

Mark says:
i'm so cool

Mark says:
pfft

MJ says:
you are

MJ says:
you'd have to be, to get an AWESOME WIFE like me

Mark says:
you made out a LOT better than I DID

We are such humble people, and so filled with love. I think it's obvious here why we get along so well.